Whose a silly so-and-so?
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Who's a clever boy? I'm a clever boy!
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
What bees make milk? Boobies!
I heard Kermit didn't have much to say at Jim Henson's funeral...
What should you call a dog on a submarine?
Did you know a platypus can lay
eggs and produce milk?
It's one of the only animals that can make it's own custard!
You know what they say about cliffhangers...
Have you ever noticed that glass tastes like blood?
I have the heart of a lion — and a lifetime ban from the local zoo!
I wonder if you're ever going to login — there's work to be done!
Polly put the kettle on — two sugars and milk please!
I can see right up your nose... You really need to sort that out!
Are we just going to sit here all day?
Have you forgotten your
Mine is easy to remember, it's
Pieces of eight, pieces of eight!
Did you know that "Peroosh" quite literally means "parakeet" in French?
Though they spell it 'peruche',
because they can...
Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a
long-distance telephone caw.
Why did the little bird get in
trouble at school?
Because he was caught
tweeting on a test.
What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.
What do you call a parrot that's flown away? A polygon.
What do you get when you cross a bird and a lawn mower? Shredded tweet.